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Saucy Innuendo of the Day: Oh, Giada.
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The words “saddle” “strap on” and “daddy” should never be placed in one sentence.
The two plumber brothers and a few pals team up for a Mario Bros. / Call of Duty: Modern Warfare web series coming soon from Beat Down Boogie.
Check out their sneak peek videos: Video 1 | Video 2
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Via: Geeks are Sexy
Reblogging for Princess Peach.
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In A Perfect World of the Day: On his personal blog, former Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais wishes James Franco and Anne Hathaway good luck in their Oscars hosting duties, and offers them an unsolicited opening he’s written, “in case they have a few minutes to fill”:
JF You probably know me from 127 Hours where I play a man trapped in an enclosed space who decides he would rather cut his own arm off than stay where he was. Now that sounds “way out” but wait till half way through this f**king ceremony and you’ll start to identify with him. AH And I’m the new Catwoman. The first white woman to play that role since Michelle Pfeiffer. I want it to be an inspiration to all white people everywhere. Your dreams can come true in Hollywood too. JF It’s a daunting task hosting The Oscars but we’re not alone. Presenting awards tonight will be a string of Hollywood legends and some other actors who have a film out in March or April. JF Usually they hire comedians to host The Oscars, but tonight, instead, you get us! AH No comedians tonight. And do you know why? Because comics are ugly. JF Especially that rude obnoxious one who played the Steve Carell part in the English remake of The Office.
I doubt they’ll use much of this material, but you can read the entire heartbreaking work of self-deprecating genius over here.
[rickygervais / photos: ellen.]
Such a Ricky Gervais humor, that script. I want him to host my wedding.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh57n1JNkC1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
In A Perfect World of the Day: On his personal blog, former Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais wishes James Franco and Anne Hathaway good luck in their Oscars hosting duties, and offers them an unsolicited opening he’s written, “in case they have a few minutes to fill”:
JF
You probably know me from 127 Hours where I play a man trapped in an enclosed space who decides he would rather cut his own arm off than stay where he was. Now that sounds “way out” but wait till half way through this f**king ceremony and you’ll start to identify with him.
AH
And I’m the new Catwoman. The first white woman to play that role since Michelle Pfeiffer. I want it to be an inspiration to all white people everywhere. Your dreams can come true in Hollywood too.
JF
It’s a daunting task hosting The Oscars but we’re not alone. Presenting awards tonight will be a string of Hollywood legends and some other actors who have a film out in March or April.
JF
Usually they hire comedians to host The Oscars, but tonight, instead, you get us!
AH
No comedians tonight. And do you know why? Because comics are ugly.
JF
Especially that rude obnoxious one who played the Steve Carell part in the English remake of The Office.I doubt they’ll use much of this material, but you can read the entire heartbreaking work of self-deprecating genius over here.
[rickygervais / photos: ellen.]
Such a Ricky Gervais humor, that script. I want him to host my wedding.
(Source: thedailywhat)
Dear Wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.
Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl.
I hope that’s not a problem
It sooo freakin’ obvious that the roles were switched to accomodate “girl power”. Really? Silk boxers?? =))))))))
(Let the hate roll in, hahahaha)
FOR THE DAILY LOL REBLOG BEFORE WORK.
(Source: misscouchpotato, via sociallyawkwardsarah)
